Asian Rice Cakes

A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.
Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."
by Yourprostate December 20, 2007
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Hood Rice

Cocaine. Also used to describe something of intrest
mark this game is fucking hood rice.
by doucheen mandick August 11, 2008
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Rice Patty

Having no nutritional value or worth, being utterly and completely useless but still portraying an instence of neededness
the manager at that car dealership gerald, is a straight up rice patty he dont know shit...
by giordanic April 24, 2008
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rice-a-roni

that bombay san francisco treat. Most likely related to dat Bobby Brown Purple Hurple. See Bobby Brown defintion for pictures
wow, that bombay rice-a-roni got me so shelled that i could chill with a reggin all night.
by treyM June 11, 2005
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rice burning motherfucker

A term used in Viet Nam to define a Viet Namese person. Derogatory term for any East Asian
" Look at all them rice burning motherfuckers coming out of the treeline!"
by Sulinai May 01, 2007
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B-rice Dick

Unimpressive. About 3 inches. See pencil-dick for further references.
Yo you know Bryce?
Yeah.

Well I heard he had a B-rice Dick.
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Special brown rice

When you fuck a chick in the ass and her dingle berries get stuck to your balls and looks like brown rice.
When I pulled out form being balls deep in Melanie's ass I had a serious case of special brown rice!
by enragedGTO April 08, 2015
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