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Robert

Robert is a fun cool dude. He is a great person to have conversations with and listen to everything you have to say. He’s not ugly but he does have skinny ankles. Most roberts have short hair.
Robert is so cool
“How”

He just is
by A N D R E A 1 June 7, 2023
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robert Ambros

A very funny guy some times, has no reason to throw stuff at kids that are playing on the street and or cursing at kids walking by his house. Makes the hole street lit and dangerous. Very good personality and makes everyone laugh.
It’s robert ambros don’t come outside.
by Astro313 December 16, 2022
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Robert McMorine

He is clapped
You see Robert McMorine, he's a bit clapped
by Crammy1029 September 26, 2020
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Joshua Robert

A gay faggit with a big nose and no self morals. He has probably smoked 2 grams of weed in less than 15 minutes before. He hangs out with other faggots named Andrew, Evan, Brandon, Cole and Chris. He HAD a girl friend, broke up with her, for another girl with a hella think ass.
by Jonathan PickleRIIIIIIICK November 8, 2017
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Doing A Robert

the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.
'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'
by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022
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Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!
Me: OMG IS THAT ROBERT PATTINSON! HE IS SO HOT
Robert Pattinson: yeah that’s me
Me: *faints*
by RobertPattinsonwife March 21, 2021
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Robert

Guy 1 - you're acting like a Robert

Guy 2 - dude it's okay I play fortnite
by Big Nigga Bert March 28, 2020
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