Internet self-retardation

The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.

Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!

Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.

Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!

Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.

by hillbillybiskit August 5, 2008

Self-isolation

A thing for cowards

Your in self-isolation so your a coward

by Not a coward101 March 21, 2020

Self-Injury

A sign of demonic possession.

Seriously messed up shit.

by free your soul March 10, 2005

check yo self

What you need to do before you wreck yo self.

"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Self Time

A euphemism for masturbation.

"I'm sorry I missed your call. I was having a little self time."

by qpkarl September 23, 2020

LeRae Self

I Think She Thinks She Is Cool But In All Actuallity.....SHE IS!

LeRae Is Like The Coolest!

by Who Knows May 10, 2004

note to self

when you say "note to self" it is an internal reminder to do something

After seeing Jane trip over the bucket, Mike said "note to self, clean up the house next time company is over"

by YellowJ July 9, 2004