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New Phone--Who Dis?

When you get a stroke of amazing luck when everything seems to be going desolate in your life.
New Phone--Who Dis? In a high school context.
Just when Danny boy thought he got a 60 on his math test, Mr. Tunik handed it back to him and said, "Danny boy--oh Danny boy." Singing with a nice symphony for the class to hear. Danny was afraid to even look at the test because he knew Mr. Tuink loved to troll everyone, so starting from the back page, Danny looked through every question to see where he lost points. Page-by-page, there were no red marks--or any negative marks for that matter. When Danny reached the front page it said, "See me after, class, I'm afraid you got everything wrong." Danny in disgust cocked his head back and let out a gasp as his life was passing him, since he was failing in school. His crush, Jennifer, looked over at him and told him she got a 5. She asked him if he was interested in forming a study group with her at her place once a week. Danny quickly told her, yes-- and once the class is dismissed, Danny walked out like a beast without talking to Mr. Tunik and said, "New phone--who dis!"
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Who helped your bitch out?

Phrase- slang in nature

Used to remind someone of the good gestures you have done for them
Person 1- oh man no one does anything for me

Person 2- who helped your bitch out?

Person 1- oh right you’re always there for me
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Who gon' check me, boo?

1. What you say to someone who threatens to check you or put you in your place. Originated from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" when Sheree had an argument with a professional party planner who called her momma a bitch. Saying this to someone out of line will usually SHUT THEM UP.
Party Planner: "You need to WATCH yourself before you get CHECKED!"
Sheree: "Who gon' check me, boo?"
Party planner: "eh-um.... -- er....."
by Chamoses October 15, 2009
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Another way of saying to a female, you've got a stick up your ass.
Damn girl, who lit the fuse on your tampon?!
by Black§Pearl January 12, 2004
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who died and made you boss

Sarcastic response to somebody assuming a position of authority that they do not possess.
A: The request has to be fulfilled until tomorrow.
B: Geez, who died and made you boss?
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He who walks behind the rows

Did you really think that He Who Walks Behind The Rows would allow you to escape?
by Nicole February 18, 2004
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who lives in a pineapple under the sea

The first line of the Spongebob Squarepants opening theme. Also a pretty dank meme.
by Beeg Yoshi October 16, 2017
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