højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.

Oh look there's Pierre with his wife, højbjerg's wife!

by PJ4 March 28, 2021

højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.

Oh look over there Pierre is eating KFC with his wife, højbjerg's wife!

by PJ4 March 28, 2021

Newts wife

Not Melie’s wife

Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.

by Sperm killer March 30, 2021

National give your wife your hoodie

National give your wife your hoodie day means that you should give your hoodie away to your wife. You should try it! She will love it

Friend: do you know what day it is today? Did u remember to give it away?

Me: ofc i did! I will never forget National give your wife your hoodie day again

by Elise Mariella Holmstad March 31, 2021

jotaros._.wife

amazing bitch, i don't blame you for wanting to immediately marry her. now go on tiktok and follow her or im gonna take ur toes :)

person1: have you heard of jotaros._.wife?
person2: yes i love her so much

person1: :DDD

by xed7even April 4, 2021

jotaros._.wife

i love her sm i don't blame u for wanting to immediately marry her, she an amazing person <333

Person 1: hey have you heard of jotaros._.wife??
Person 2:yes!!
Person 1: :D

by xed7even April 4, 2021

How's the wife?

The perfect saying that could be used in any situation.

Person 1: How's the wife?
Person 2: She took the kids.
Person 1: Good job on getting those little crotch goblins off your back.

by Codladh Beag April 7, 2021