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do you use knee pads?

when a female is giving a blowjob her knees may be bruised. so you can use this term to ask if some has given a blowjob.
hey ______ do you use knee pads?
by thwordonthestreet May 10, 2014
mugGet the do you use knee pads?mug.

the whole Mexican army is after us!

A phrase to be used when you are being chased by approximately eight people of Hispanic descent.
"Cop Out"- That scene when 8 Mexican gangsters chase Gabriella and the white cop says: "The whole Mexican army just chased Gabriella into the garage!"

the whole Mexican army is after us!
by darklord87 March 12, 2012
mugGet the the whole Mexican army is after us!mug.

somebody set up us the bomb

Possibly "Someone has hidden a bomb on our ship." See all your base; all your base are belong to us; are belong to us
by CelticWonder November 19, 2002
mugGet the somebody set up us the bombmug.

among us sussy baka uwu

you are feeling cute, and also sus. And also trying to be funny. Well guess what? AMONG US ISNT HAHA FUNNY ANYMORE. And stop bein such a sussy baka _-_ uwu
1 Your such a among us sussy baka uwu
2 ... huh
1 nyah
2... just shut up maddiwinni
1 ... UWU
2 crap-
1 becomes overlord*
by MaddiWinni January 10, 2022
mugGet the among us sussy baka uwumug.

"Till Death Do Us Part"

actually means "Till Boredom Does Us Part".
Most people don't really mean "Till Death Do Us Part" when they get married, they just say it because it sounds "prettier" than what they really mean.
by Rev. Johnny Cash January 20, 2009
mugGet the "Till Death Do Us Part"mug.

all your base are belong to us

What is appropriate to say when one reaches third base with a lady friend.
Jane: Oh, John! Ohhhhh!
Joe: All your base are belong to us!
by yohoho29 December 11, 2009
mugGet the all your base are belong to usmug.

the dick your mother used to ride

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.
"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
mugGet the the dick your mother used to ridemug.

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