University of Minnesota Rochester

A school for health sciences located in Rochester, Minnesota with way more girls than guys. The newest University of Minnesota campus, located on top a shopping mall. Incredibly hard, even for a college. Full of mostly dumb people who are failing out of school and still expect to get into medical school, with a few geniuses thrown in the mix. Lots of fun people who like to party away the stress from college!

"Where's she from?" "The University of Minnesota Rochester." "Get it bro, I heard there's no guys over there, she'll be begging in no time!"

by ThatAwesomeGirl November 27, 2012

Ohio State University

An institution dedicated to producing employees for companies owned by graduates of The University of Michigan.

Being accepted to Ohio State University requires filling out an application.

by Chito Sanchez September 14, 2007

Indiana Wesleyan University

A small, christian college in Marion, Indiana. Not the best surrounding town but good school.

I go to Indiana Wesleyan University!

by nombreee January 5, 2009

Stevenson University

Stevenson University is located in Central Maryland in the Greenspring Valley area. The University has two campuses, one in Stevenson and one in Owings Mills. Stevenson is a private, independent, coeducational, liberal arts college with approximately 3,000 undergraduate and graduate students. When describing it, it is best to mention it used to be called Villa Julie College, in order to avoid confusion.

"I've decided enroll at Stevenson University."
"Where's that? I've never heard of it before"
"It was formerly Villa Julie College"
"Oh, I know where that is."

by V. Ege May 19, 2009

Plattsburgh State University

A small SUNY school in the heart of Plattsburgh, NY, a small north country town on Lake Champlain about 20 minutes away from the border (and a really "awesome" bar called The Rocket, where you can get some coke with that Molson). Nearly every student enrolled, except for the copious amounts of Japanese exchange students, had Plattsburgh as about number six on their list of schools they wished to attend. Then, they either got lazy or didn't get into any other school they applied to. So they came to Plattsburgh State University becuase if you could write your name on the application you were in. This led to the massive influx of freshmen in the fall of 06, leading to really lame parties and no parking spaces for anyone. In past years, it was actually really fun. Then all the fun people left. Over the years, it has gotten progressively lamer. When students get really bored of the lameness, they take a trip to Montreal and realize how shitty their life is. This is usually compensated for by heavily drinking at least 5 days out of the week and smoking ones self stupid, then going downtown to get Pizza Bonos. Homework is rarely done, not because of laziness, but because this is Plattsburgh.

for some reason, the administrators changed the name to Plattsburgh State University College in 05. why the repetativeness? no one knows.

One of the qualities a Plattsburgh State student must have is a deep, penetrating hatred for ones self and a want to either jump off of the Kehoe administration building with a group of friends or drown themselves in the the Hawkins Pond. There is actually a facebook group devoted to this sentiment. If you go to Plattsburgh, you are probably a member.
Another is a drive to become the best semi-functioning alcoholic/stoner they can be.

Most students say they are going to transfer next semester. They want to see if they'll hate themselves as much somewhere else. They will. This transfer to another school rarely happens, and if it does, that person is our life-long idol.

If you go here, you know and love poutine.

Hey, what do you want to do on this fine, freezing cold August day at Plattsburgh State University ?

I want to drink my face off, try not to kill myself, and smoke myself retarded!

Awesome! me too!

Sweet! then we can go to Pizza Bonos, drink more downtown, then go jump in Lake Champlain and hope that Champy gets us before hypothermia!

Boy, I love Plattsburgh State University.

by drunk PSU student November 9, 2008

University of Toledo

A poor excuse for a post-secondary school. While located in the nicest part of central-city Toledo (that ain't saying much), it still cannot deny its strong ghetto heritage. It is a very diverse school that is pretty representative of Greater Toledo (which can be a plus) with lots of Arabs, Blacks, and Latinos. The school is however open admission and will take any retard that can find money for tuition. It has earned its nickname "Bancroft High" fully.

"Man, I don't know what I want to do with my life....I think I'll just go to UT and get high and hit up the clubs downtown."
"Brother, you'd be better off with a St. John's degree than one from UT."

by C-Dawg Njaim April 19, 2005

Bone 'em Young University

A term to classify men with no career and/or little education. Mostly due to the result of juvenile partying and screwing women irresponsibly, often leading to a pregnancy that ruined any chance of success.

-Derived from Brigham Young University
-Term coined by Los Angeles 97.1's Tom Leykis infamous radio show host

Jesse: Hey Eddie, how's everything working out at UCLA?

Eddie: nahh man I got my girl knocked up and can't focus no more, my pop Tom said we belong at BYU..

Jesse: Then what's the prob? Utah's kick ass.

Eddie: Bone 'em Young University...

Jesse: Idiot.

by native-rhythms.com October 28, 2008