Pussy Tongue

A seldom diagnosed medical condition, resulting from administering excessive cunnilingus. A swollen bulb will emerge on the underside of the tongue. This can produce general soreness, and a difficulty eating or speaking.

“Hey why aren’t you eating”?
“It was my girlfriend’s birthday yesterday, and I’ve got third degree pussy tongue”

by TheColdHardFacts October 20, 2022

Tongue Tuesday

the first tuesday in a year where people get their tongue pierced

“i got my tongue pierced!” “when?” “tongue tuesday, of course!”

by jim parsons January 1, 2022

tongue nazi

That insufferable person that thinks that each word has one pronunciation and that if you pronounce it to your accent that you’re doing it wrong

Tongue nazi: You can’t just pronounce watch “wætch”
Normal person: watch me, tongue nazi

by enusha January 8, 2022

Tongue-Moist

that feeling you get when you have the urge to lick some pussy and you can't stop staring at it you're so damn horny.

The other day this chick had the biggest cameltoe I'd ever seen and I was so Tongue-Moist the janitor gave me a mop!

by the black smith December 18, 2021

Gas tongue

When a woman is giving you a rim job and cocks your leg back and you fart in her mouth

Dude:Hey bro guess what I did on the weekend !

Friend:What’s that man

Dude:A girl was giving me a blow job and was working her way to my arsehole and I gas tongued her !

by Gas bomb April 6, 2022

Poseidon’s Tongue

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus

Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard

by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022

Eskimo tongue twister

When you put an ice cube in your mouth and then provide oral pleasure on your partner.

Ever since I gave Jessica an Eskimo tongue twister she won’t leave me alone.

by Little Mrs Bish April 15, 2022