by Mega D 5000 May 18, 2022
by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022
Biggie Travolta: man you know that girl Ashly ?
John Bigums: Yeah that bitch has a 4 inch Clit, she is a total Bed Frog.
John Bigums: Yeah that bitch has a 4 inch Clit, she is a total Bed Frog.
by TerraHawk March 25, 2012
Krissy: Let’s fuck in bed!
Mike: Ohhh so you want the old bed cylinder huh?
Krissy: Yeah stick your bed cylinder in me!
Mike: Ohhh so you want the old bed cylinder huh?
Krissy: Yeah stick your bed cylinder in me!
by Wazy123 November 27, 2021
1. When you go to a random mattress store, and than sleep/lay/nap on one of their beds.
2.Eating and drinking on somebodies bed, and not even caring if you spill something or not.
3.Bouncing up and down on somebodies bed, ruing it.
2.Eating and drinking on somebodies bed, and not even caring if you spill something or not.
3.Bouncing up and down on somebodies bed, ruing it.
1. When me and Tom went to the Mattress Depo, we had fun bed trashing it.
2. Kris is a total pig. He bed trashed my bed last night, and when I was going to sleep, chips was everywhere.
3. Kasey was totally bed trashing Mattress Depo, and she didn't even care.
2. Kris is a total pig. He bed trashed my bed last night, and when I was going to sleep, chips was everywhere.
3. Kasey was totally bed trashing Mattress Depo, and she didn't even care.
by epicwafflerave September 02, 2012
A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.
Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.
"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."
by FermentedOJ December 02, 2020