Spoon

Another term used to describe typically a high school/ secondary school student who is a "goody two shoes" or a "teachers pet". This use of the term originates from Hadleigh High School in Suffolk England.

"Wow she is being such a spoon"
"Look at *Name* spooning the teacher"

by Guilhem991 February 6, 2018

cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back

that's cause spooning in a dress duh

by TheJocker037 October 5, 2019

spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)

cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning

by qwerty002 February 20, 2022

Chasing a Cloud With a Rubber Spoon

Futile effort; trying to achieve the impossible using inadequate means.

When your buddy asks what someone is doing and you don't know, you say "That boy is out there Chasing a Cloud with a Rubber Spoon."

by thingymaging June 20, 2025

Spoon ho

Someone who spoons with others regardless of relationship status, emotional state, or friendship with the spoonee.

"Oh my god, Katie is such a spoon ho, she cuddled with everyone at the party last night!"

by Thymelord November 3, 2016

Hokey Spoons

Bullshit, lies, fake news, made-up.

That's Hokey Spoons!

Glen just made that up. It's totally hokey spoons.

by Bluchkn April 13, 2023

Kevin spoon

A super hot and sexy dude who’s name is kevin spoon

Kevin spoon is totally insane and pushin p and he is in the tonka

by Exultancu May 12, 2022