In the late 20th century, scholars discovered that the dead sea scrolls mention God’s motor as being the SR20det manufactured by Nissan. Many other engines claiming to be god’s motor are thought to be false messiahs.
“The SR20 was in-fact god’s motor and it was prophesied that a v8 type engine would eventually self proclaim to be god’s motor. This event signals the end of days and even worse; good taste. motoronomy 1-342”
by an actual historical scholar December 27, 2021
You see Prettyboyfredo? He's a clamp god!
by lakereink April 28, 2016
by Quopper November 13, 2017
If god wills it.
If god wants it to happen.
Used to express hope for something
•also linked to inshallah
If god wants it to happen.
Used to express hope for something
•also linked to inshallah
by LaurenŞahin March 30, 2016
by ppgang69 June 15, 2019
The pinch of tobacco that is missing from a can of moist tobacco. Copenhagen is usually the only brand that does this. Don't worry, you still get the same amount of tobacco, it is just more condensed and contains less stems than other brands such as Grizzly or Skoal.
Jake: Man they should did take a God's Pinch outta this one!
Luke: That's why you should dip Grizzly. I always get a full can.
Jake: Nah, Copenhagen is life.
Luke: LOL whatever you say.
Luke: That's why you should dip Grizzly. I always get a full can.
Jake: Nah, Copenhagen is life.
Luke: LOL whatever you say.
by Cope_Junky98 November 16, 2016
The infamous words used in every instagram bio by women who have baby daddies like an artist has paint brushes. Alternatives include "Only God can judge me". Don’t be surprised if you also see this fuckshit of a term as a tattoo as well, which is good, as it can be used as a visual aid to GTFO once you see it.
Jim: "Meisha's hot, should I ask her out?"
Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”
Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”
by oneandonlygod!! April 29, 2022