Wash

Where cool kids go to drown

also known as an arroyo

*starts to rain*

Cool kid: hey mister *puffs cigarette* why are you packing your sleeping bag?

Vagrant: don’t you know, kid? This wash is about to flood.

Cool kid: my hero! Thanks for not letting me drown

by Michi Pichi April 5, 2022

Tokyo car wash

The process of fucking someone while there head under a running sink.

I’m give your girlfriend a Tokyo car wash.

by Hank the baiter August 10, 2025

Rose washing

The process of changing the events of a story or history to make it appear more pleasant than reality at the expense of the cold hard truth.

Often to present an agenda in misleading facts to make some historical events or periods more attractive to modern audiences. Downplaying unethical choices made in the past.

Or seen in movies and TV, where producers ignore original source facts to construct a story of their own liking. For instance:
Turning as novel about both sides in a war committing atrocities to good guys vs bad guys, establishing a clear direction in narrative to influence audience bias.

I can't believe they are rose washing the story of Alexander Hamilton! They ignored his contributions to slavery!

by Banba Sed September 25, 2022

african wash job

Getting your salad tossed but the stipulation is it must be with a black girl in a Tiki hut.

Got an African Wash Job once at the Regina Mosaic African Pavillion. It was the shit.

by pfeif88 December 19, 2018

Wash the Dishes

To rub the clitorus in a back and forth or circular motion as if washing a small plate.

Susie is coming over later, I'm gonna wash the dishes

by BluffCard September 12, 2023

Washed Boy

Gay guy who is shit a video games

This washed boy is wierd

by big bbc slayer May 9, 2021

caught in the wash

It Basically means that you were caught lollygagging and bullshitting at your job by the supervisor

Employee 1: why did you get written up
Employee 2: I got caught in the wash

by anonymous September 21, 2023