piss equilibrium

Piss equilibrium occurs when in sex, a man and a woman start pissing at equal forces. This often times causes multiple universes to collapse at once due to the piss collapsing into its Schwarzchild radius, forming a kugelblitz so powerful that the space-time continuum is ripped apart at once. The only survivor of this piss equilibrium is known as a piss baby, formed from the piss of a man and woman, who inherits superhuman strength.

"Dude did you hear that VSauce was a piss baby?"
"Yeah, that piss equilibrium created a good one"

by Andrew Wangerdoodle June 8, 2018

Horror Piss

The absolute utter horror a person experiences when they are at school and for whatever reason they piss their pants. This phenomena usually occurs after a laughing spell or some sort of frightful event that startles the pisser. Usually this person is somewhat of a pussy for the fact that he cannot hold in his pee for the next hall break. The horror piss is followed by a long trip to the bathroom in which the pisser desperately tries to get the extremely embarrassing stain out of his pants but wiping down with paper towels or placing crotch under hand dryer. If somewhat is spotted while horror piss stain is intact, their social life is ruined.

Harry: "Yo man did you see that chick, she musta had a bad horror piss"

Trent: "Ya im never talking to that girl again!"

by Tritonofvenus May 23, 2010

piss rust

The rust that builds up on the radiator next to the toilet, cause you keep on missing.

What's that Mr. Pettiwinkle?

That's just piss rust Johnny.

by RampageZ May 30, 2013

Speed Pissing

Making ladies hurry up in the toilet. Making a deal, to excite the quewe to go faster.

in the line at a festival "come on girls lets play speed pissing, u have 5 minutes or the cubical is going over".

Harder to play in a pub, you can only rely on getting the quewe excited...

by Private Joy May 23, 2007

Piss Chills

The sudden and short chilling feeling that you often get when you are peeing.

Dude when I was in the bathroom i got one of the biggest piss chills ever.

by qwert333 January 9, 2011

podium piss

Podium piss means standing on the toilet seat like a Grand Prix winner, then spray you're piss like you have a bottle of champage. The toilet is your loving crowd below. Also known as pole pissition.

I bet Sebastian Vettel has had a championship podium piss

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

Piss Teeth

Piss Teeth, or medically known as Mucturition Maxillaryosis, is a chronic teeth and gum disorder that establishes a yellow "piss" tint on your teeth. This disease is caused by excessive urination in your glossopharyngeal (mouth). There is no known treatment for this disorder. Scientists from top German research labs have trialed many dental alternatives to deter the piss like colour on teeth and gums. New research has proven Listerine Mouthwash ineffective in all areas of the buccal cavity.

Friend: "I have been diagnosed with severe Piss Teeth Disorder"
Other friend: "You are a survivor of this rare disorder share your story my friend!"

by Mootywhole June 20, 2016