minecraft dog

your minecraft dog that either died or is still waiting for you to come back after you stopped playing minecraft 2 years ago.

"goodbye georgia"
"she was the best minecraft dog you could afford to have"
"i cant believe she died. its all my fault"
"no its not she died trying to save you"
"it was my fault that she did that though."
"no its not"
"yes it is. I've been with her for 5 years since i started this game and now she's gone"
"but her memory will still live on"
"yes. yes it will"

by poop man man poop September 7, 2020

dog wipe

for something to be far from satisfactory...

"that food was dog wipe"

"last night was just dog wipe"

by Angela Roche May 12, 2007

Dog Vomit

When a person returns to a significant other that treats them badly; like after a dog vomits it goes back to the vomit and licks it up

Kelly was hanging out with her dog vomit last night.

by Tray Lay May 9, 2008

Big dog

A person that doesn't need to say much to shake a room but their so swagg presence will leave people in AWE once they enter the room. Usually calm and all pockets FULL.

Tom pulls up to a party and Jerry dabs his hand on some "Big dog you came through dripping, siphi-skoropho"

by Thabo&Themba April 5, 2021

penis-dog

It's a hot dog with a penis instead of a hot dog meat

Before he preformed a portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis-dog

by Blowjobisbetterthannojob March 6, 2017

Jizz Dog

A white old dog that can be referred to as jizz dog

I saw my friend's dog, an old white haired jack russel, JIZZ DOG

by jizzdogfanpage November 2, 2019

Human Dog

A person who has a very sensitive nose

Have you seen John? I heard he is a Human Dog.

by CcDragz December 1, 2022