had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 9, 2021

Yorke ashman

a verry british man so british he can barley funtion and he loves men

I HATE YOU YORKE ASHMAN

by Raging racist September 29, 2022

New York goat-cheeser

Someone ,usually a man, who regularly has unprotected anal sex with a female goat of advanced age where he finishes inside the goats anus but continues thrusting until it begins frothing out at which point he proceeds in eating the semen/turd custard that forms.

The other day I stumbled upon that New York goat-cheeser on the wife's side of the family churning butter in the barn.

by Senior_juanjuan March 20, 2025

Arizona And New York Are The Same Age Of Consent

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Zero: Arizona And New York Are The Same Age Of Consent

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

new york's best

New York city's emergency medical services. Similar to nypd being new York's finest.

There goes new York's best on the ambulance.

by paramedic Nick October 23, 2013

st josephs York

A school for future school shooters and autistic kids. Many say it’s worse than auchwitz

st josephs york is worse than the holocaust.

by Randowhitty October 23, 2017

New york

Shittiest state to live in. Smells like my dogs ass and trash bags just laying on the sides of the road. You don't have a license and have absolutely no idea how to drive? The New York streets welcome you! People are rude as fuck and shit is so overpriced. I paid 11 dollars for a latte and croissant at Starbucks when i pay 8 dollars in Florida. That was just Manhattan, Brooklyn is even worse. Guys there think consent is a myth and that every woman likes to be groped by a drunk, nasty smelling stranger. Rockefeller center has absolutely nothing to do and the state in general is so overhyped. The only people who like New York are New Yorkers who have never been outside their shitty state. Times square is probably the most overhyped land mark there. They put more effort in making an add for an ass cream look flashy than actually cleaning their streets. Only thing I liked there was a shirt i saw that said New York ❤️S me. Their two story cvs was pretty cool too.

Literally anyone else: “hey do you know where the nearest mcdo-”
New Yorker: “ fuck off you stupid overweight, built like the titanic pig. Instead of ordering a big mac why don't you order some bitches?”

by Wifebeater2000 June 3, 2022