"He released a unicorn sneeze into the sock, tossed it towards the wash bin with gay abandon and fell asleep".
by LaxTerry24 December 18, 2017
Get the unicorn sneezemug. by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023
Get the Winking Unicornmug. When a man puts a melted ice cream cone on his head and penetrates her with it woman's vaginal chamber while screaming, "I am an invincible unicorn!!!"
by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024
Get the Slippery unicornmug. The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la
Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"
by WandObi March 1, 2018
Get the terrorist unicornmug. In the act of intercourse, when a man will cum along the eyebrows of his woman connecting them. Like mustard on a hotdog
by MoreThan46 April 28, 2025
Get the The Unicornmug. by Dickdick62 October 21, 2017
Get the dank unicornmug. A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on the head. People who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. WHALE SHARKS ONLY, NO UNICORNS. HAIL WHALE SHARK KILL ,WHALE SHARK UNICORNS.
by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 14, 2018
Get the whale shark unicornmug.