Two Ball Lotion

Refers to Male's ejaculate. The ejaculate created by the testes and the ejaculate commonly sprayed upon the face of a female recipient. Subsequently rubbed about her face and chest as if it were lotion.

This is an example of Two Ball Lotion properly used in a sentence. Your mom, the bukake lover, can't get enough of my Two Ball Lotion

by Long Duck Dong May 24, 2006

Two Pump Champ

Finishing quickly, considered a great accomplishment, and source of pride. It takes one with tremendous skill to be hailed under such a title.

Two Pump Champs, having mastered the art of sex, explore many other areas of life with their extra free time. This often includes World of Warcraft, and Magic the Gathering.

by Joel Devisiras January 16, 2015

twig and two berries

a penis and two balls

a term used to describe your penis

when twig is used alone it often refers to a small penis

see also berries

You hit me in the twig and two berries

by yo May 13, 2004

JJBA Part Two

Two gay guys fight three stripper gods.

Intellectuals: "Hey, have you seen JJBA Part Two yet?"

Non-intellectuals: "No, JJBA is gay."

Intellectuals: *struggling*

by Cheeseisavalidreligion November 9, 2019

Two Finger Susie

Spreading your woman's vaginal lips apart with one hand and rapidly rubbing two fingers (preferably lubricated) across her clit until orgasm. Can be used in conjuction with a finger(s) inserted in the vagina and/or anus.

Missy came so hard when I gave her a Two Finger Susie with my thumb in her ass, she squirted like a pressure washer and passed out.

by Smilin' Bob August 11, 2008

Humping a two boy

A camp term, it refers to lifting and carrying two person bunks on your back. In order to do so you must tip the cot and balance it one your back. Then your carry it to a. another site. or b. the designated cot area.

On tent crews we were humping a two boy

by SBSTAFF2010-TNCRTB August 8, 2010

Two Lick Chick

When you're really good at going down south, you make her climax with 2 licks!

That girl Aimee is a two lick chick... She's soooo sensitive.

by HerChoice November 17, 2010