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Roof fail

A fail that involves a roof failing to protect what is under. Made popular December 12, 2010 after the roof of The Hubert Humphery Metrodome failed keep out the snow.
Saints fan: I'm glad we didn't have a roof fail like the Vikings. They have to play in Detroit!

Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!

Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?
by Vikings 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010
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Failed Abortion

A failed abortion is often regarded as an abortion that is failed (typically a child that the mother and/or father didn't want). Often times, a failed abortion is classified as someone who listens to bands like 6ix9ine, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and/or the Beatles.

They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.
Bill: Hey, do you see that kid playing Among Us?
Jimothy: Yeah, he's a failed abortion.
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Three fail

by Dipen gay April 23, 2023
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clutch fail

1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.

2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!

2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
by nogotti August 22, 2011
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Failed

You got a bunch of kids murdered Megyn you need to shut the fuck up. "Still hot enough to get it."
Hym "Is that not your repeating the thing I said on cameras Megyn Kelly? Because if so not only do you know that the AI is stolen but you also know that my rights are being violated and that the lives of children are at risk. What did I 'failed' at Megyn?"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2025
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fail

YOU FAILED!
by pps14 June 11, 2016
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