Jordan (guy)

A horny little bastard , always ready to pounce on young Spanish women and drag them to bed with him.

Guy: what a dickhead!
Guy: I know right he's such a Jordan (guy)

by Theultimatetruth September 14, 2017

nice guy

Living proof that human evolution has yet to progress to the point where the female's genes have been reprogrammed to finally ignore the primitive and obsolete alpha male and expand their sexual relations to the more intelligent and advanced beta male. This is why 21st century women are still compelled to be sexually attracted to aggressive assholes who treat them like crap instead of reserved guys who treat them with dignity and respect, e.g. nice guys. As a result, nice guys are normally single because women are naturally repelled by them.

Women like nice guys, but won't date them.

by DeskFlyer August 31, 2007

columbus guy

1. fucking pimps who get all the girls 2. own belen kids
3. just plain out rok

columbus guys will beat the shit out of belen guys

by abababaaaa February 28, 2005

Water Guy

The lifestyle choice of only drinking water, every other liquid is forbidden. The gender of said person doesn't matter, they are still a water guy.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna get a coke?

Guy 2: Nah dude I can't

Guy 1 : Oh right, you're a water guy.

by brennans123 April 30, 2009

fuff guy

A fake tough guy. One who runs their mouth but is not prepared to back it up.

In the film 'Goodfellas', Tommy calls Billy a "fake tough guy" during their late night club confrontation. (Go get your fucking shinebox!) This was the genesis of my term, which I've been using since. Billy Batts was a "fuff guy".

by Russ Malcolm July 10, 2007

Hot Guy

A guy that is not very hot but Gianna is very attracted to him. Gianna is too scared to say hi to him so she typically has her friends talk to him for her.

“Gianna likes you, you must be hot guy.”

by The True Becky May 25, 2019

Who's the guy?

a simple, everyday question that (when used correctly) can turn any conversation sexual; similar to the phrase "that's what she said".

person 2 questions "who's the guy" to imply that person 1's original comment was about a sexual act that they have committed and now the asker is simply wondering who person 1 is doing it with; extremely humorous when person 2 is a straight male.

Demorris - "I felt it comin and here it is!!!!"

David - "Who's the guy?"

by yourstepmom March 15, 2011