That documentary about whales

Phrase (pejorative)

Used to identify and describe a corpulent individual without them noticing.

"Hey, have you seen that documentary about whales?
Check my 6 o'clock."

by eka.chester July 06, 2018

Crack the whale

To bang, do the nasty, horizontal tango,

OMG did you guys just crack the whale???

You guys were so loud cracking the whale

by Whalecracker September 02, 2015

whales and the dinosaurs

When you want to fuck with your kids about the birds and the bees

"I know everything about the birds and the bees!"
"Well have you heard about the whales and the dinosaurs?"

by awdaefrg December 20, 2016

Whale-Ussy

Da whale pussy

"omg look at that massive Whale-ussy"

by STRATOSPHERE303 October 21, 2023

dj whale

A DJ Whale is what you would refer to as a loyal prostitute. As strange as it sounds, it is indeed true

I need a DJ Whale right about now

by DJ Whale August 10, 2018

Whale gator

A nickname for a large mammal that inhabits rivers, lakes, and mangrove swamps. Kind of a cross between a large blue whale and an alligator.

That whale gator knocked off that lady in the canoe and ate her whole!

by Hardyboy89 July 21, 2021

Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato

"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale

by Derpderp200 December 29, 2017