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Tony Johnson

He deserves the world and more he is super funny but has been through so much that he uses that to escape everything he has been through.
“Tony Johnson is that person that you’ll never forget.”
by Esqueda December 26, 2023
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Tony

Tony: I like to finger my ass
Everyone else in the party: You’re fucking crazy
by FatherXmas August 31, 2020
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Tony

A man who is a whore and loves to cheat on their gfs. Their soulmate is a girl who is named Dianne D. They aren't Mexican but look Mexican. He likes off brand asian girls. He try to find Dianne his true one love, soulmate in everyone.
TONY: Dianne I cheated on you because I love you so much I had too I just missed you.
DIANNE:...
by soapysausageducky April 23, 2023
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Toni

he is just a mafia boss..
Whos that?
Toni... Toni mafia boss
by sexgod60 November 22, 2021
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Tony montana

The tony montana aka the scar face is a highly recommended top class post coitus act into which the male ejects his penis from vagina and ejaculates on a glass table or mirror in which the female presumes to snort that shit up with a 100$ bill
After we get high you wanna tony montana?

The last time I had a tony montana my throat clogged up.
by Chyna whyte October 10, 2021
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Tony

Y not backwards
Tony is the nicest guy you will ever meet.
He has the charm and smoothness that makes everyone want to know him or be around him.

Be careful Tony has a razor sharp tongue that will slice and dice you quicker than a firecracker shrimp at a hibachi grill. Tony is very protective of his friends and always puts everyone before himself. Tony’s packin a thick sausage and any one who’s lucky enough to get a taste will always ask for seconds. Tony loves to travel and he jersets all over, making a ton of friends everywhere he goes. Holding him down for a relationship is difficult as Tonys tend to be very cautious of anyone that tries to get to close. If your lucky enough to know or have Tony in your life , make sure to let him know you appreciate him. He’s a total keeper!
Tony is everything g you want, deserve and need.
by For the LUV of him November 22, 2021
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Dirty Tony

A middle aged man who spends his weekends cycling through the woods dressed in a santa suit.
Usually found in groups, the Tony's take great pleasure in public defecation.
See those santa's taking a shit in the woods over there?
What a bunch of dirty Tony's
by Spectrum dweller December 15, 2023
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