Polish Lawnjob

Very similar to a Cleveland Steamer. The difference is in the finish: after dropping your butt bomb, you smear it around in a circular motion on her (or his) chest with your asscheeks...just like a vehicular Lawnjob, though instead of tearing up someone's lawn with your car, you smearing last night's dinner all over your sex partner.
She asked me for a Cleveland Steamer, but I was feeling spicy so gave her a Polish Lawnjob instead.
by jagpipe willy February 4, 2023
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polish farewell

When you deploy overseas for the military, and your girlfriend fucks around while you're gone. So you eat nothing but sausage and sauerkraut for nine months, and then go shit on her driveway before ringing her doorbell and running away.
"Hey, Josh is back from Afghanistan. His girlfriend cheated on him while he was gone, so he gave her a Polish farewell when he got back. Fucking classic."
by Veebs December 7, 2017
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Piss polish

The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.
Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.
by Turd polisher #1 May 15, 2024
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The Polish Tikka Masala

To puke in a toilet while defecating in your hand, then taking the shit and slamdunking it in the puked in toilet
Alec was drunk one night to the point of needing to puke whilst also having to take a dump. In angst he rushed to the bathroom while only having one of the two options, shit in toilet puke in hands, or shit in hand and puke in toilet then to slam dunk the shit over puked in toilet, not allowing for meere defeat over ones bowel movement, but to grab the fecal infested shit in his hand like a bolt of lighting and smite it all over the puked in toilet and thus creating The Polish Tikka Masala
by Ekki Palli May 8, 2025
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bat polish

A bat polish is a hand job at a sports theme hair cut place.
The hair stylist washed my hair and massaged my scalp and forehead, She saw that I was aroused and finished off with a bat polish. Happy ending!
by richie69 January 7, 2019
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When rubbing the clit. Usually in a polishing circular motion.
“Ya she told me to act like I was polishing the crystal ball, worked wonders!”
by totalvirgin June 8, 2022
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polish syndrom

When you get to much wee in your box.
That person has polish syndrome, he has a wee wee box the size of Poland
by Ironaxe14 May 2, 2018
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