tall sitter

Someone that looks tall while sitting,until they stand up

Jaimes"How was that midget driving?"carl"he's a tall sitter."

by JCM2009 November 2, 2009

plant-sitter

a term used to describe someone you hate.

(mean to get sexual pleasure from sitting on plants.)

dude i hate so much that kid he's a plant-sitter

by buttmaster808 August 6, 2010

TWAT SWATTER

WHEN ONE GIRL KEEPS ANOTHER GIRL FROM GETTING LAID. VERY SIMILAR TO COCK BLOCKING BUT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.

GIRL 1:SO WHATS YOUR SIGN?
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER

by FRANKYJGARDENGROVE696969 December 5, 2010

no-shitter

An object that induces a "no shit" situation.

No-shitter

by noarriving October 12, 2010

Fly-Swatter

To slap or smack a person in the butt, and yelling out the word "Fly-Swatter!"; to smack someone in the ass

Bill: Fly-Swatter!
Thomas: Awh Dammit that hurt!

by wdsloot November 18, 2010

Gourmet Shitter

Person who eats at a gourmet restaurant, dislikes the food, and clogs the toilet before leaving in disgust

I just saw a gourmet shitter in the bathroom. The toilets are now closed!

by simonthepieman2kni March 14, 2011

Twat Swatter

1. A guy who refrains from doing masculine activities.
2. Member of a group of male friends who chooses to hang out with a girl rather than the guys.

Hey man do you want to come to the Lake with us this weekend?" "No, I am going to stay home with Jackie and do arts and crafts." "So is Ethan coming with us to the lake?" "No, he is being a Twat Swatter.

by little jimmy dickens April 29, 2011