scoontie 

ORIGIN: BROCKTON, MA. 508

*male or female. someone that does trashy things like suck dick for a living, stripper, prostitute, act fake, are a bitch or a cunt, trick, slut.

Yo, you see that girl over there i heard she's a scoontie.

Walk into the club "where the scoonties at??"

Stop being such a scoontie! GET THE DICK OUTCHA MOUTH!

Girlll you slept with my boyfriend scoont please! wtfff.

scoontie by BAR666 March 31, 2010

1 man 2 spoons

The most disgusting video i've ever seen.
it's basically a man popping both of his eyeballs with two spoons *one spoon for one eye*
just don't search it, you're going to be critically concerned.

the video was enough for me to want to die.

hey man, have you seen adam?
ah yes, he commited suicide.
why?
he watched 1 man 2 spoons

1 man 2 spoons by TheAnonymousWaffle April 3, 2020

spoonsill 

Spoonsill (verb),(spuh-oooon-Seh-ill) - An frontward cartwheel.

"Dad! There's a guy doing a spoonsill in the driveway!"

spoonsill by Johnny Liolli November 4, 2006

Spoonfusion

The befuddling moment where you don't know where to put your dirty spoon after you place food in the microwave.

I had a bad case of spoonfusion after I realized I had to hold my chili-covered spoon for 3 minutes.

Spoonfusion by scottollie May 15, 2011

spoonism 

spoonism is the rare cult/religion of the spoon species. The sacred spoon is their leader and to show that they are all part of the spoonism religion they each wear a small spoon necklace around their necks. They are often inclined to buy small objects representing or symbolising spoons in their prime to show their respect to the spoon gods.

person 1: I've decided to become an atheist
person 2: No don't do that bruv
person 1:why not?
person 2: being part of the spoonism cult is much better

spoonism by mitsubishyfishy August 24, 2019

Spoons 

Connotation: medical slang

Definition: The amount of physical energy someone has to do a specific task.

Etiology: Comes from the psychological “spoon theory” (look that up separately I ain’t explaining it)

Someone: “wanna hang out today?”
Me: “Nah I don’t have enough spoons for that, I’m planning on napping.”
Someone: “tf is a spoon?”

Spoons by Sacredfart November 2, 2022

Roseate Spoonbill

A bird from south america and southern united states. It eats shrimp and has a spoon shaped beak. It looks like a smaller flamingo but isn't related to it.

Person 1: Is that a flamingo?
Person 2: No you nimrod, it's a roseate spoonbill

Roseate Spoonbill by ESBirdnerd November 16, 2020