dick spooning

When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.

Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight

Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot

by Richard_69 October 26, 2017

pussy spoon

A spoon used for eating vagina.

I forgot my pussy spoon in her room last night.

by jayydeeeee April 5, 2015

spoon

noun. describes a type of person who takes enjoyment in stiring the pot. Someone who starts drama and problems for others with no reason at all.

That broad Sheila is a spoon. She likes to start drama for no reason.

by CLUTCH.2F June 26, 2021

Spoon

Another word for idiot. Examples include: Mumbo Jumbo.

Ugh, he is a total spoon.

by Toby Forsyth December 17, 2017

greasey spoon

When you stick a heroin spoon and stick it up your butt before taking in the ass by a lubed up person. The heroin gets absorbed by your rectum and colon.

I got greasey spooned last night, I do not know how it got me high.

by Captains knot February 27, 2014

Spoons

Liam Paynes biggest fear

Liam: I have a strange fear of spoons 🥄

by Spoons 🥄 August 30, 2022

Spoon-Driver

Similar to an oxygen thief.

Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.

These people are not worth your time or breath or food

Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.

Timmy is a spoon-driver

Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.

by Emma. February 27, 2023