Spider Dog

When a woman hops on a dick and it's too thick it peels, making it look like a spider.

Yeah dude becky gave me a spider dog last night it was awful

by spiderdog444 October 29, 2018

Spider-man

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Tom Holland

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being badly burned in a cartoon.

The forest fire had Spider-manned the tree house I had built there.

by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018

Spider

Guy1 "OH NO! THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "911 whats ur emergency?"
Guy1 "THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "Ok we'll send the FBI"
*three mins later*
FBI "FBI OPENUP! OH NO THERE A SPIDER! AAAAH!"
*shots*
*then spooders took over da world, AHH! THERES ONE IN MY OFFICE! AAAAAAAAAH!*
the end

A spider is in my room, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by spooder man007 December 3, 2018

Spider menz

A group of sexy ass beasts.

“I like your spider menz”

-a group of suicidal visual arts kids

by Oof88 December 10, 2018

Spider

The leader of the ninth realm and leader of hell
Really loves christmas dinners

1. Im sorry lord spider i didnt- akjfbOQUIEFBKJACXBKqhf
2. All hail lord spider

by Super Snis December 28, 2018

spideranon

A mysterious man who wears a Spiderman costume and appears at random places out of nowhere. He is a cool guy with crazy dance moves and brilliant ideas. If you see him in the street don't forget to give him a high five.

- Hey man, did you see that guy yesterday in the costume?
- Yeah dude, Spideranon is a really cool guy.

by Atoru January 31, 2019

spider-hosing

to remove spiders and spiderwebs by hosing them off

Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.

"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."

by Krkič February 6, 2019