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Split

1. To cut an object into two or more pieces.
2. To split apart into different groups.
3. A gymnastic pose that could make just about anyone orgasm.
1. Amigo 1 and Amigo 2 split the thanksgiving turkey for them to have for each other.
2. All the kids on the school field trip split up into different groups.
3. Kelly did a split, and Carl had an orgasm.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain August 2, 2022
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Split The Potato

A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die
by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 6, 2022
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split peen soup

When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
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splith

A "hybrid" gota player who doubles every clip opportunity and then fails an extend feed trying to trick with u; Gets 1 clip per month
"Hey, do you want to duo" -Splith

"No, i would rather play with Cole" -anyone else
by enemy from the gota August 13, 2022
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Splith

Splith is a ginger egotistical rat, if you didnt know he is gingerwho uses the n word and thinks he is hilarious! he is also ginger and thinks he can beat the shit out of anyone when he has noodle arms, i also forgot to mention that he is ginger
Did this lil faggot splith just one split me?
by GotaGod2017 August 13, 2022
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Splont

SPLONT: n, a body of water larger than a pond, usually with lobes, that could conceivably be drained in a few days.
"He set his dinghy on the splont, to hook a fish or two..."
by Skatedad September 6, 2022
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Sploinkle

by Sploinkle October 18, 2022
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