scientologist soup kitchen

A myth. No such thing. This is about as non-existant as a unicorn. Scientology goes after only rich people by enticing them with "Celebrity Centers". The Church of Scientology does not have any outreach for the poor. If you can not afford to join they do not want you.

"You hear 'bout our boy Marcus scoring a Maybach?"

"Hell no! That is about as real as a Scientologist soup kitchen. Marcus is a damn liar."

by eze in the Durty South February 12, 2009

campbell soup can

The act of ejaculating in your hand and slaping a girl in the face with it.

Man 1: Dude, I heard a loud slap sound from you room last night and then some girl yelling.

Man 2: Yeah, she said she was hungry so I gave her a Campbell Soup Can.

by b-diddy32 November 23, 2009

Turtle Soup

The act of a guy tucking his wang and sack between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind. The goal is to get a friend to look at your turtle soup so you can call him a nasty perv and punch him in the arm.

"Dude, does this shirt look wrinkled?"

(guy turns around and bends over for his friend to see when he looks.)

"Duuuude sick! Don't show me your turtle soup!"

"You're a nasty perv man..." (as he punches)

by stephm22 February 14, 2010

soup bone

Synonym/euphemism for penis. Heard in municipal court in Oakland, CA.

Get your soup bone out of my spunky monkey!

by Gill S. December 16, 2005

dirty soup kitchen

A dirty soup kitchen occurs when a bunch of hobos have sex in a new red Prius which is just a soup kitchen what makes it dirty is when they have anal and one guy shits or has a bluewaffle and leaves the fluid all over the seats.

God dammit honey you can't leave your car unlocked if you do it again you have to clean up the dirty soup kitchen in your car.

by Mattworthenwatchesgayporn January 22, 2015

Alabama Soup Kitchen

Having anal sex with a girl, and then vomiting on her back at the point of climax. Be prepared to exit quickly after doing this.

I gave that dirty whore an Alabama Soup Kitchen for making me pay her twice what she's worth.

by techninja April 29, 2010

souped-up jimmy

A hot rod car (an automobile modified for racing but driven on public streets) of General Motors manufacture.

They drove their souped-up jimmy down to New Orleans.

by ozarque October 4, 2009