Talking Screws To A Hammer

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.

This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.

by Slowpoke8888 June 4, 2024

Cartinal Screw

A screw attached to bone cartilage, usually on human ears.

Just got a cartinal screw in my knee a few days ago.

by Dooderpant June 22, 2024

Italian screwdriver

When a cut man puts his dick into an uncut man's dick and it's cheesy hence the Italian

Hey man you tryna do an Italian screwdriver?

by Smirnova March 21, 2026

Nebraska Screwdriver

A variation on the classic screwdriver cocktail, using creamed corn instead of orange juice to mix with the vodka.

Hershel slammed back his Nebraska Screwdriver, ensuring he tapped the glass to get all the last chunky creamed corn remnants.

by Pompier March 7, 2025

G-Screw

Gravitationally Going Down On Your Mother.

I Love To G-Screw

by KarlIsHere March 22, 2025

Montreal screwjob 2.0

Joining a fantasy baseball dingers only keeper league but not getting a keeper like everyone else.

Did you hear how Jack totally Montreal screwjob 2.0 Gino? I heard Gino can’t get hard anymore because of the disrespect

by Chudda April 19, 2025

Montreal screwjob 2.0

Joining a fantasy baseball dingers only keeper league but not getting a keeper like everyone else.

Did you hear how Jack totally Montreal screwjob 2.0 Gino? I heard Gino can’t get hard anymore because of the disrespect

by Chudda April 19, 2025