The Sheen

A reference to a persons HIV, A.I.D.S or STD status.

You better go to the doctors. You could have the Sheen.

by misshautemess April 19, 2016

The sheen

When you have EVERY STD known to man, you have the "sheen".

Yeah like Charlie sheen!

I heard that girl had two and a half men in her at once , she caught AIDS and completed the sheen !

by Jiggaman1306 June 18, 2016

funky semen

David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.

Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.

by Funky Semen February 27, 2017

dream semen

The product of air master bation.

Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.

-Facts about Dream Semen-

Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.

I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.

Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.

Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.

Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds

Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.

Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.

by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017

waffle semen

waffle house mashed with waffle cum and Mexican semen

Can I get some Waffle Semen with my Coffee?

by ayylmao3255 February 7, 2018

Charlie sheen

Charlie sheen; to do a line of coke out of a hookers asshole

Satan; Yo jesus, wanna do a Charlie Sheen with me?
Jesus; Do what? Im straight!
Satan; No! Its where you snort coke out of a hookers ass!
Jesus; Oh! Well then fuck yea!

by 6969satan November 30, 2018

Hyper Semen

Experiencing hypoglycemia while being horny.

Susan: I strangely feel horny but anxious at the same time.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.

by 3veD June 8, 2019