Sexual Apocalypse

1. An apocalyptic event predicted to take place on August 6th, year unknown.
2. An event thrown annually on August 6th to ward off the predicted apocalypse.

// Are you having people over for the sexual apocalypse this year?

// I’m so hungover… yesterday was the sexual apocalypse. But on the bright side, we survived another year! YES, HOWIE!

by CoolinFirth November 25, 2021

aldi sexual

You go to Aldi not because it is cheap but because it is close to your house

Guy 1: hey I have a fiver let's get some coke and crisps

Guy 2: na let's go to Aldi it's closer and has black fizzy drink and potato thins
Guy 1: you fucking Aldi sexual

by Big man pigeon November 27, 2021

NOAH sexual

This is when you like people thats is named Noah and Noah only
LIke omg his so sexy when his name is Noah like omg fuck me

I love people that is Noah sexual

by alallalallalalal December 1, 2021

sexual failure

You miss your shot in the woman or man you are having sex by forget you to finish your self or the person your fucking

Nice job honey you missed you are a sexual failure

by I love wasting time December 1, 2021

policing sexuality

To tell someone who is straight (or LGBTQ+) that they are of a different sexuality. It is usually considered offensive and unacceptable. It's pretty much another way of putting someone. Common occurrences to happen are betting on sexuality and forcing someone to act (straight, gay, etc.)

"Regan is gay. I don't care if he says he's straight, he's gay, I can be in charge of policing sexuality if I want."

by RedithDuckith November 2, 2019

Sexual Cannibalism

1: A cannibal that enjoys the dick and pussy more than anything else

2: During Sex the female chop on the males cock

Look its Sarah
She's committed Sexual Cannibalism

by d8stfgudwsyahfg November 30, 2020

Tetris-sexual

When your sex life starts falling into place

I had a dry run but now I'm finally a tetris-sexual

by anonymous December 11, 2020