The guy who a woman uses for emotional support when she is at her most vulnerable state. Mainly because he is convenient and accessible.
by lovabledouche July 9, 2014
Get the Sam Safetymug. A very sly irish self proclaimed smartass that rubs his HisToRY kNowLeDgE in your face. He is always goin about and stealing your EPIC builds on minecraft even when you tell him not too. He likes to lurk in the playground looking for little girls he can try to lure into the back of his van with facts (this could potentially explain why he hasn't kidnapped someone)
Random guy: Hey watch out for the Sam catchpole in the playground
Other guy: Dont worry hes just a Sam Catchpole
Other guy: Dont worry hes just a Sam Catchpole
by Salty minecraft Player February 8, 2019
Get the Sam Catchpolemug. Sam mortimore likes food alot often found chewing gum all though he looses alot he is still a confident guy he is often found with random things in his bag like window parts and signs
He is also small
He is also small
*Looks down*
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”
by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023
Get the Sam mortimoremug. A person who loves music and also very smart the person with this name is attractiv and charming, girls always have a look at them, basically have a romantic smile at his face
by David Sam lover February 19, 2019
Get the David sammug. by SirCucksAlot June 13, 2018
Get the Sam Harraldmug. by Inkweaver5225 January 25, 2022
Get the Sam Collinsmug. The most loveable, relatable, interesting, hottest, luscious Scream character. She is the reason the Core 4 is alive. She ended the Kirsch family with one knife and gun. She obliterates Sid. She ate and did. She is an icon. She got hate in Scream 5 but thats because people were jealous of her. If I had to pick 90 Scream characters, she will be my number 1.
( Tara ) Oh my!!! My sister Sam Carpenter is such a baddie. She ate as she should!!
( Hater ) Uh obvi! Sam Carpenter ate I was proved wrong....
(Sam) Girl I know I am the one and only Sam Carpenter don't mess with me or I will throw hands.
( Hater ) Uh obvi! Sam Carpenter ate I was proved wrong....
(Sam) Girl I know I am the one and only Sam Carpenter don't mess with me or I will throw hands.
by ghostfaceluv3r123 April 19, 2023
Get the Sam Carpentermug.