Some meme that started on a tiny wiki but got larger when it was noticed by a Skytuber. Often used similarly to "there is no war in Ba Sing Se". About a nonexistent character with no story. Implies the statement before it is false.
by Skarrins February 1, 2025

Please go through with my handle~
thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn. He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops. We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again.
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Me : If I lie down here, will you hump me?
You : Maybe...?
Me : -Lies down-
You : -Stabs your 10 inch penis into my throbbing vigina and mover upand down quickly as you push harder and harder into me-
Me : OHHH AHHHHHH HARDER FASTERR!!!! IM GONNA CUMM!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Plz do!
thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn. He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops. We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again.
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Me : If I lie down here, will you hump me?
You : Maybe...?
Me : -Lies down-
You : -Stabs your 10 inch penis into my throbbing vigina and mover upand down quickly as you push harder and harder into me-
Me : OHHH AHHHHHH HARDER FASTERR!!!! IM GONNA CUMM!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Plz do!
A story of sexual intercourse, usually resulting in the reader becoming horny. Here’s my sex story:
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn. I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again,
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn. I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again,
by plz hump meeeee🍆🍑💦🥵 sexyy April 12, 2025

A gorgeous girl who is the opposite of boy crazy, likes sushi, ice cream, a raging extrovert, and everyone thinks she’s pretty. Basically; she’s the ideal friend to any introvert
Story and I went shopping the other day! She threatened to throw hands with a guy who had recently catcalled me, I stopped her though.
by sorry,luv July 25, 2022

by JBulls88 November 12, 2017

Female celebrities often tell more than one virgin of the story when relating the lurid/sordid details of how they got deflowered.
by QuacksO December 11, 2020

by Mecachis June 2, 2018

Term describing a mindset of a person when they are unable to see another viewpoint/or the truth in a situation. It's when a person has heard about a "story, opinion, or report" from one person first and believes that this is the truth. This occurs when a person's mind is closed and incapable of hearing and understanding another viewpoint or report because they completely believe what they were told initially about a person or situation is the truth.
John's girlfriend believed he had cheated on her because her best friend told her she saw him with another girl. John was not with the other girl but his girlfriend had "first story bias" and felt she could not trust him anymore.
by Sueism July 18, 2019
