an abomination from hell
i might have the most baddest luck ever because EVERY FUCKING TIME I GO TO THE FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING WALL. GOD WHY DO GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS EXIST I HATE THIS WORLD
i might have the most baddest luck ever because EVERY FUCKING TIME I GO TO THE FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING WALL. GOD WHY DO GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS EXIST I HATE THIS WORLD
todd: what the hell is a giant spider and why is scott afraid of it
scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, giant spiders are abominations from hell, and that they always appear on his bathroom wall every time he takes a shower.
scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, giant spiders are abominations from hell, and that they always appear on his bathroom wall every time he takes a shower.
by Ice Cream_ June 10, 2023
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i must have the most baddest luck because EVERYTIME I GO TO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING BATHROOM WALLS AND PREVENTS ME FROM TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER
"but scott, i am not afraid of giant spiders" WELL YOU MUST BE FEARLESS, BECAUSE WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF GIANT SPIDERS ON YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM WALL???
okay take this scenario, where you're about to sleep, you look up your ceiling and there's a giant spider at the same place to where your head is. if the giant fucking spider jumps, you're screwed.
i must have the most baddest luck because EVERYTIME I GO TO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING BATHROOM WALLS AND PREVENTS ME FROM TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER
"but scott, i am not afraid of giant spiders" WELL YOU MUST BE FEARLESS, BECAUSE WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF GIANT SPIDERS ON YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM WALL???
okay take this scenario, where you're about to sleep, you look up your ceiling and there's a giant spider at the same place to where your head is. if the giant fucking spider jumps, you're screwed.
todd: what are giant spiders and why is scott afraid of them
scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, he thinks that giant spiders are abominations from hell and that they always appear on his bathroom walls everytime he takes a bath/shower.
scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, he thinks that giant spiders are abominations from hell and that they always appear on his bathroom walls everytime he takes a bath/shower.
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Get the Spider-Monsia mug.'Alert the spiders' is a rural colloquialism from northern California where I grew up in the '60's. I heard it from my parents and grandparents (California, New Mexico, Nevada and Iowa) all my life. It referred to rural mail routes out in the country away from town. Often spiders would get into the mailboxes and spin webs. Sometimes we would sweep them out with a broom if they got too close to the front, but often we would just leave them alone. When important letters or small packages were being sent, we would receive a phone call from the sender who would say "Alert the spiders!" and we would know to watch for the mailman who would place the treasure in the mailbox, disturbing the spiders who might get crushed... if we hadn't 'alerted' them.
Grandma called her daughter on the phone to let her know a small package was coming, "Alert the spiders!" she said.
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