speed-shipping

When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.

Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.

friendship speed dating

That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

Speed bump

In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because

1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)

2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them

There’s so many little fuckin speed bumps at the rink today

by Speedrunner7274 January 10, 2024

Speed

speed is gay

speed,”GUESS WHAT”.

random, “what”
speed, “IM GAY”

by joeykaka January 28, 2022

Speed Limit Larry

A driver who goes the exact speed limit, and not any faster.

Oh great looks like we’re stuck behind a speed limit Larry

by Goldendust September 19, 2023

Speed Bag the Pickle

The act of male masterbation

After watching porn all I want to do is speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

nigerian speed dating

The action of fucking the first three minutes of meeting someone

Me and Jessica off tinder finna go nigerian speed dating tonight

by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019

Speed-slut

Someone who will do whatever is necessary to receive or aquire Methamphetamine's usually having sex or blowing for drugs

That guy is definitely a speed-slut

by Meth-Malone March 8, 2022