Cuchi Shop

A term used to describe a club that is known to have lots of hot women

(also often comes up in conversations when referencing Dick’s Sporting Goods)

“That last club we went to was slammed with hotties…a total cuchi shop!”

Billy: “Hey. I need a gift idea for you sister”

Susie: “How about a gift card to a sporting goods store”
Billy: “Good idea. Is she still into Dicks”
Susie: “you know Betty…she likes both…but lately she prefers the Cuchi Shop”

by UrbanCowboy007 September 15, 2022

Scratchin in my record shop

goes with blizzm with my flip flop, means, you gonna be playing tonight?!

"YO!!! blizzm with my flip flop!! scratchin in my record shop!"

by Matt January 15, 2004

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 12, 2024

Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.

Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025

Shopping Under the Influence

Going to a store hungry, tired, or sad, because it raises your risk of impulse spending.

My sister came home with $900 worth of shoes and dresses after she broke up with her boyfriend -- definitely shopping under the influence.

by Cross67 September 26, 2014

shop talk

When bored guys rag on each other at work, with no actual harm intended.

shop talk example:

Person 1: "Need a hand carrying that box?"
Box Carrier: "Nah, I got it"
Person 2 (Usually shouted from a neighboring room): "He could use the exercise anyway"

by MacElster September 15, 2022