The Kentucky Fish Race

Several pregnant women line up laying on the ground, then the dark African American named Bungledash punches their stomach with all of his strength, the farthest distance the baby Flys out is the winner of the free abortion.

Hey bungledash, are you going to be able to host The Kentucky Fish Race this year?

by DA Big curly July 19, 2024

Normal Race

WHITE PEOPLE

White people are clearly the Normal Race.

by AntRoni November 7, 2021

Skid Racing

When one goes down a slide while lacking proper undergarments and also neglected proper whiping high gene, they are skid racing

Other definitions: snail trail fudge flavor, brown spot on mars.

"My little brother got caught skid racing on the public park slide. We are now banned from that park."

"oh."

by PhasmoPhantom March 31, 2025

invisible race

When you're your race, but you dont look like your race. Claim you're black and you're actually black.. but you look white as hell. That's how you have an invisible race is when you are your race but you don't look like your race because it's invisible as people see it.

Hey I'm white... but I look like i'm asian folk. What features that are "european" make me look asian? invisible race?

Black kid: I'm black
Black kid 2: you're black but you look white as hell.
White folk: I'm white!
White folk 2: You look Asian.. is there some generation in your "white" family that has asian roots?
White folk: I don't have no asian roots.. it's invisible race bullshit racist

fuck mother nature has with creating humans..

That woman from Korea Jaeyeng is full Korean but she looks kind of white, with natural black hair unlike many natural hair colors European people have. Does that girl have invisible race syndrome?

by Factomatics October 8, 2022

Race relations

Race relations seemed better and less divided a few years ago, back when the Confederate statues were still around. At least back then, even if they argued at times, they were still talking points. Now that the statues aren't there people are expected to forget history, change, and compromise. That won't make anything better. Before the statues were removed people said they were divisive, but race relations seemed to do well. Now that they've been removed, people really are more divided.

Race relations don't improve if people don't get to discuss history from all angles, even the unpopular (unprofitable) ones. As long as one group wants another group to change, forget, or compromise, things aren't going to get better, they're going to keep getting worse. Sometimes (actually many times throughout history) things were already as good as they were going to get, then people were people, and they still wanted change, and they thought they could do better, and they all fucked it all up. They were all part of the problem.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2020

Race Grifter

A race grifter is one who exploits racial tensions and racial issues for personal benefit, often by manipulating narratives, employing racially divisive tactics and instigating racial conflict for financial gain or political empowerment.

The man profiteering from campaigning for discouraging interracial marriage was a race grifter.

by Gilgamesh100 May 15, 2024

guitarms race

Portmanteau of the words "guitar" and "arms race." A race between bands to accumulate the coolest, best-sounding and most elite guitar and bass gear; broadly: an ever escalating race or competition to be more aesthetically and sonically untouchable than the next band

That indie rock band thinks this is some kind of guitarms race. They're running cooler gear than every scene band, as well as major label sell out bands. You just know they're constantly on the gear page and didn't buy that stuff at guitar center. Total guitar geeks.

by PaintInMotion March 17, 2018