A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.
Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."
by Yourprostate January 8, 2008

by Sulinai May 14, 2007

by Teesquizzle June 1, 2018

When you fuck a chick in the ass and her dingle berries get stuck to your balls and looks like brown rice.
When I pulled out form being balls deep in Melanie's ass I had a serious case of special brown rice!
by enragedGTO April 7, 2015

that bombay san francisco treat. Most likely related to dat Bobby Brown Purple Hurple. See Bobby Brown defintion for pictures
by treyM June 25, 2005

Having no nutritional value or worth, being utterly and completely useless but still portraying an instence of neededness
by giordanic April 24, 2008

by doucheen mandick February 22, 2009
