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Asian Rice Cakes

A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.
Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."
by Yourprostate January 8, 2008
mugGet the Asian Rice Cakesmug.

rice burning motherfucker

A term used in Viet Nam to define a Viet Namese person. Derogatory term for any East Asian
" Look at all them rice burning motherfuckers coming out of the treeline!"
by Sulinai May 14, 2007
mugGet the rice burning motherfuckermug.

B-rice Dick

Unimpressive. About 3 inches. See pencil-dick for further references.
Yo you know Bryce?
Yeah.

Well I heard he had a B-rice Dick.
by Teesquizzle June 1, 2018
mugGet the B-rice Dickmug.

Special brown rice

When you fuck a chick in the ass and her dingle berries get stuck to your balls and looks like brown rice.
When I pulled out form being balls deep in Melanie's ass I had a serious case of special brown rice!
by enragedGTO April 7, 2015
mugGet the Special brown ricemug.

rice-a-roni

that bombay san francisco treat. Most likely related to dat Bobby Brown Purple Hurple. See Bobby Brown defintion for pictures
wow, that bombay rice-a-roni got me so shelled that i could chill with a reggin all night.
by treyM June 25, 2005
mugGet the rice-a-ronimug.

Rice Patty

Having no nutritional value or worth, being utterly and completely useless but still portraying an instence of neededness
the manager at that car dealership gerald, is a straight up rice patty he dont know shit...
by giordanic April 24, 2008
mugGet the Rice Pattymug.

Hood Rice

Cocaine. Also used to describe something of intrest
mark this game is fucking hood rice.
by doucheen mandick February 22, 2009
mugGet the Hood Ricemug.

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