Pro Slavery Guy

Wants me to not get paid for my labor and/or property.

Hym "Pro Slavery Guy admonishes Slavery Apologist. One is better than the other."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2025

Quid-Pro-No

The opposite of ‘guid pro quo’: in which there is no (equal or any)return of similar value or action from person to person.

After the massive amount of financial help I gave him; with a ‘guid pro quo’ expectation... I haven’t gotten anything from this dude. He didn’t seem like a ‘Quid-Pro-No’!!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018

Pro Brawler

Usually a pro brawler is a mini man with anger issues and height insecurity, this names containing a pro brawler usually will be something like Blake, now be careful, if you tell Blake to get off brawl stats he will be pissed and probably swing at you, usually this kid tells his mom she’s a bitch for making him get off the game.

Hey! That pro brawler is beating that old lady up!

by Dan shoemaker May 25, 2022

fake pro

SMALL ASS DICK BRO ITS TOO TINY WTF

is that fake pro?
yes.

by Bigunicornballs August 21, 2022

pro-origender

When a person identifies as their original gender created by God and assigned at birth.

I am pro-origender as I identify as my original gender created by God and assigned at birth.

by Marliz Perez June 10, 2022

I'm starting pro

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?

by ks5d July 29, 2015

Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.

Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.

by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024