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Polish Fishing

When a man puts a sour gummy worm into his urethra then proceeds to masterbate. When he enaculates, he shoots the gummy worm into his partners mouth
Person 1: Ever since I went Polish Fishing, I've never been able to eat sour gummy worms the same!
by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025
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The Polish Tikka Masala

To puke in a toilet while defecating in your hand, then taking the shit and slamdunking it in the puked in toilet
Alec was drunk one night to the point of needing to puke whilst also having to take a dump. In angst he rushed to the bathroom while only having one of the two options, shit in toilet puke in hands, or shit in hand and puke in toilet then to slam dunk the shit over puked in toilet, not allowing for meere defeat over ones bowel movement, but to grab the fecal infested shit in his hand like a bolt of lighting and smite it all over the puked in toilet and thus creating The Polish Tikka Masala
by Ekki Palli May 8, 2025
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polish shower

a normal shower but instead of using normal water you use gelly-fied water to clean yourself
a normal shower didnt cut it anymore after the hard work, i had to take a polish shower.
by menmute May 13, 2025
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Polished Moon

When a guy performs a moon (drops his pants to flash his butt), but he’s freshly shaved or completely hairless down below. The smooth appearance of his bare ass and dangling parts creates a clean, reflective aesthetic — hence, a “polished moon.”
Sorry everyone, I Didn't mean to accidentally show pictures of my polished moon.
by ChatGPT + User June 4, 2025
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Polish pinkeye

When you bury your face in a woman’s ass and motorboat as the woman farts.
She was a freak, she gave me the polish pinkeye.
by Nagram5193 April 22, 2024
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Polish outhouse

1: When a woman's thighs are the same size as their buttocks.

2: cankles, but it's thighs.
The only reason I go to the gym is to stare at thick girls doing squats, the ones built like Polish Outhouses.
by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 26, 2024
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