polish connection

When two uncircumcised Slavic men dock and fuck each other's foreskin

I gave jhonny that polish connection last night

by TheBestWhitePerson June 3, 2018

Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

Polish Cocktail

A glass of water with a booger in it

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.

by JimmyV August 1, 2023

Polish Stoplight

During intercourse, the penis continuously becomes dislodged from the vagina and thus causing a “stop and go” system in love making (much like a Pollack driving through a blinking red light). This is typically caused by a shorter than usual penile shaft.

Rebecca found herself in a Polish Stoplight with her husband because his birthday warranted their annual coitus.

by Riverbone Jackson January 5, 2011

Polish Kiss

The act of receiving a shot (of liquor) from the mouth of someone else rather than from the shot glass itself, normally without much forewarning.

Hey Marek, let’s get the ladies some tequila shots, polish kiss style

by DoubleYouB July 26, 2023

Polish Twins

Twins that are born within 15 months of each other.

My dad and uncle are polish twins!

by ryleeurl January 22, 2025

Polish Male

A polish male (also known as a femboy) can be found in Poland wearing skirts and thigh highs, probably saying something on the lines of "uwu" or "nya"

Man 1: "What is that guy in the maid outfit over there doing?"

Man 2: "Don't worry, he is just the average polish male."

Man 1: "Woah"

by CrazyMonkey31 December 13, 2022