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Crack pick

A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.
I don't care if it's a crack pick, I want Shrek to be in Super Smash Bros!
by Lady Applesauce December 9, 2020
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Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome

A disease caught by picking up too many cards in UNO when playing by the rule "Pick up until you can put down" when needing a card.
Michael:"I Change colour to Blue"
Nick: "Darn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
John: "Oh damn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Ash: Bro he's got Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome!
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: Finall-wait nevermind.
by NinjaSlayer_936 January 1, 2021
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Pick Me BF

Pick Me Boyfriend

A pick me boyfriend is one who only does an action only if they agree with it. If they don’t agree with an action, they will act confused and refuse. They will further victimize themselves by saying it’s the girlfriends fault for asking. They may further blame the girlfriend for voicing what she wants if she responds with anger or ignores in retaliation to boyfriends refusal. On the frequent occasion, as argument is in transit, boyfriend may say the girlfriend isn't a good communicator.

A pick me boyfriend requires numerous reminders 1-20+ times before considering an action. He will say you nag too much for his inability to do something the first time it’s said. We have wonderful men in government and business which require swift action, but he will require 1-20+ reminders to say you’re nagging. He will make you praise him for finally building up the motivation to do said reminder.

Ex. Girlfriend asks boyfriend to help with the dishes. Boyfriend refuses and says it that isn’t his job and it’s his girlfriends job. Boyfriend values his time over his girlfriend’s and he sees the girlfriend’s time is better used to do the dishes.

Ex. Girlfriend reminds boyfriend 1-3 times a day to pick up his clothes off the floor. Boyfriend continues to throw dirty clothes on the floor for “whomever” to pick it up or “whenever he feels like it.” Habit may on the rare occasion be resolved in 1 hr to 100yrs. Duration of cure varies per human man.
Friend: Did John really have they audacity to blame you for not being able to communicate directly with him about what will make you happy? What a pick me bf!
You: I only have asked him everyday, to pick up the clothes, take out his trash, clean his piss around the toilet, wash his dishes...and he says he doesn’t know what I want. It must be because he’ll only hear me if he agrees with what I want.
by nonunonuu January 12, 2021
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Choice pick

A piece of art, usually music, film or television, that is considered to represent the best qualities of an artist. A "choice pick" might be selected based on objective quality or subjective tastes.
The editors of TV Today compiled a list of choice picks of this years' TV episodes.

Hey man, check out this playlist of Childish Gambino choice picks that I made.
by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. January 12, 2021
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National Send A Soapy Tiddy Pick

January 14th is when you send a good friend or a significant other a soapy titty pick regardless of wether you're a guy or girl
Hey Nick did you hear its National Send A Soapy Tiddy pick day tomorrow
by UsersFr1 January 13, 2021
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I’ll pick you up from O’Hare

If someone says they will pick you up from O’Hare, it means they like you a lot.
Her “how much do you love me

You “so much, that I’ll pick you up from O’Hare when you fly in next”
by Chicago 77 January 30, 2021
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hit the picks

To aggressively brake a vehicle, usually to avoid a collision; to step on the brakes.
Shagger hit the picks in his ute when a roo jumped out in front of him.
by macquariedic January 31, 2021
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