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karma parking

It is the nagging feeling that if you do something bad, you won't get that cherry parking space or some dude will pull right in front of you as you pull in. It is particularly bad at colleges where the idea of every man for himself combines with late for class. So you spend your life trying to build up parking karma, and are always frustrated.
Damn it, that dude just pulled right in front of me and took my space. I shouldn't have called Becka a bitch last night. Karma Parking!!!
by Bozlog February 12, 2014
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Sexual Parkinson

After a solid sex session, when either male our female get the shaky legs. Usually post orgasm
The sex must've been good. I can feel your Sexual Parkinson's acting up
by Justin Urass March 7, 2014
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daily parking

When you park your peen in their spleen if ya know what I meen
"BRUH BRUH I GOT DAT DAILY PARKING PASS TO AUBREY'S VAGINAL CAVITY"
Second guy: "Why the fuck do you tell me this?'
by FuckMeInMyLooseAsshole May 4, 2014
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Sneak Peeking

Guy 1: Did you see that hottie walk by?
Guy 2: Yea man, I was sneak peeking that ass.
by ekaj21 February 10, 2015
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penis parking garage

A person's mouth that is large enough for at least 2 penis'
Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered
by gmoney February 24, 2015
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Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.
"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"
by patohoulahan March 28, 2015
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Golden Parking Spot

When you get into a really bad neighborhood at night, and you find an open parking spot under a street light. (Cars parked under streetlights are less likely to be robbed, vandalized, or donut forked (See Donut Forking)
I Got so lucky last night when I went to a party, I found a Golden Parking Spot!
by Winter The Wolf September 25, 2015
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