poop seed

when your poop does not come out as a perfect solid log, a little piece of poop about the size of a sunflower seed in stuck on the outskirts of the anus.and you may attempt the flex the anus to drop off the poop seed but after many failed attempts you must use a piece of toilet paper and remove it yourself.

friend: did everything come out ok?
me: nah i gotta poop seed stuck in there.

by hussiecussie September 30, 2014

Birth Poop

Forcefully pushing out a poop with agonizing pain.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

by Rainey4 May 5, 2017

Poop Balls

A kind of fetish, where the man dips his testicles in his partner’s scat.

Typically watery and moist, but is also frequently done with feces that has been left out for over 24 hours.

Mans partner: Hey Babe, do you think we can spice things up tonight and try poop balls?

Man: Yeah, I’ve been excited and meaning to ask for some poop balls for a while.

by Raunchyportapotty June 12, 2021

poop cleaver

When your butthole pinches the tail of a turd off and it stays stuck in your anus.

Dude i was taking a shit and my butthole did the poop cleaver and I had to use my finger to get that last nug out.

by Pootiechomper September 20, 2013

Fatty poops

Fatty poops is a word to describe someone who is fat or you can use it in a sense that a fat person smells like poop making them a fatty poops

"dude you smell that?"
"Yeah bro I bet it was that fatty poops that walked by"

by Tinytim75 March 28, 2020

minty poop

When you eat something minty and you poop. For some reason, it smells like a mint.

Jackson: today, I just had a minty poop
Michael: NO FUCKING WAY. HOW DID THOSE MINTS MAKE YOU POOP?!?!?

by A_Formal_Fart November 10, 2020

poop glance

looking in the toilet and observing your poop after you have crapped it out

I think I saw John take a poop glance trying to find last night corn and mashed potatoes.

by plug19197 June 17, 2009