A douchebag, like the typical "Jersey Shore" type of guy, orders Jager bombs, thinks he looks hot... but clearly he's not.
Clear Sunglasses - Chains - Spiked Hair - Douche.
Clear Sunglasses - Chains - Spiked Hair - Douche.
by HandGrenade6969 April 20, 2010
Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling
Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix
Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix
by Fcukboi January 09, 2020
Human testicles that possess the anthrometric property such that they repeatedly strike a sex partner's posterior (donk), typically but not necessarily during doggy style sex.
Phil's donky balls were hitting me just right last night.
George could never wear boxer shorts, on account of his donky balls.
George could never wear boxer shorts, on account of his donky balls.
by rojodojo April 17, 2015
The chunky sludge with a pungent bouquet, puked out from deep within the nut sack. The type of semen that needs to be scooped versus smeared off with someone's dirty shitrag. If it has the opportunity to slide downhill, like being burped out a blown open asshole or gaping puss, it leaves behind snail marks while maintaining its form. In a wanting mouth, the yoke can be chewed with your pink licking stick.
Don't cum in my ass. I want to taste my shitpipe while shucking down your ball oysters. Or, squirt one out in me so I can plop out these ball oysters on your chest.
by Kissel August 22, 2023
A phrase that is said reffering to something that has happened that is completely different from what was planned
by #tellit how i see it July 21, 2018
When your erection subsides right before having sex. The semen wants to escape yet can’t for some internal reason (illogical attachment, performance anxiety, etc.)
by ErickaFoster October 18, 2018