Oliver Johnathan Hymer

A larger creature commonly found roaming near maccas

Oliver Johnathan Hymer is a fat prick

by Oliver Hymer May 20, 2023

st olivers

A school that is full of fools and fights.
Based in Ireland

Did you hear what happened at st olivers

by I_ate_a_child September 16, 2021

Oliver

Often referred to as a cat but that is not true. He is a guy who can only tell three lies at a time (maximum) but loved to listen to other people’s drama. He likes to help. Hates maverick mercy. And hates being abusing by T0m. If you can, help saving Oliver from becoming extinct because if T0m’5 all around the world. Thank you for your help. And also Oliver is awesome!

Where’s Oliver.
Not being referred to as a cat.
No actually.
Fine, I think he’s sick.
Today was a crazy day.
And...
I gotta text him the drama.
K.
Yup.
Don’t forget to keep him alive from the evil abusing T0m’5.
Will do.
C U L8r.

by Pillow Chase Moiiii January 4, 2018

Oliver

Oliver is a fucking loser with no friends, he also has a micro penis. his best friend is dating his crush. and his hair is terrible.

Person 1: oliver is gay as hell
Person 2: yeah

by MotherEureka December 7, 2021

Playing olive

Playing Oliver means Spreading olives on the floor then having participants pick them up with their booty cheeks and placing them in a jar. The last person to accomplish this must eat all of the olives

Gene was the last playing olive and had had to eat all of the other olives

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia

Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.

by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

Oliver

A student that should get on with the woodwork work.

A student that should get on with the woodwork work. Oliver get to work.

by Rfsrggsfhnft October 31, 2021