jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 24, 2008

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off the hook

A synomym for "busy". Taken from a phone reference; when you leave a phone off the hook, you get a "busy" signal. The phrase is used to convey that there were a lot of people attending a particular event.

Hey, the club last nite was "off the hook!"

by Bones1966 May 26, 2009

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nodding off

To pass in and out of conciseness within a few seconds from doing too much heroin.

"What's up with Ted? He keeps trying to talk but then he just passes out and waking up confused?" - Guy 1
"He's just nodding off. He should go a little easier on the herioin.

by harddrugcandy October 22, 2012

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ride off

Basically means to tell someone to back-off or leave you alone. Was created from the idea of the phrase "all on my d*ick" or "riding my d*ick", not in a sexual way, but meaning when someone is constantly bothering you or invading themselves into your personal life, among other things. So for someone to say "ride off" is like saying "get off my d*ck", "leave me alone", or "quit bothering me".

Girl #1: Man! My ex has been texting me all day asking me about my new boyfriend!
Girl #2: Are you serious?
Girl #1: yeah! I keep telling him to ride off but he won't leave me alone!
Girl #2: That's a shame...

by KDM11 October 07, 2010

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