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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...
by Chumüpocąhikiwotăẹ January 31, 2025
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Moving at the speed of smell

Moving at the speed of smell is a saying using by CaptainSauce. It means something is moving very slowly.
I’m moving at the speed of smell.
by Jesse’s Domain February 15, 2025
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speed dick

A penis, usually in a triangular shape drawn around the mouth of a drawing, charicter, or OC by a troll usually on a collaborative drawing site.
''Bro someone just speed dicked my drawing.''
by DickRick990 March 23, 2025
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Speed skating

An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.
Bob: I really like going in circles and touching ice.
John: Join speed skating!!
by Wanderingdustbunny November 22, 2021
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Gary speed

When your mate goes absolutely bastardised over some booger sugar
My mate zico has just become Gary speed again .
by Gazza speed May 18, 2023
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