ed ball

when someone is acting retarded when its so simple

"Click the login button"
"Where?"
"U fucking ed ball"

by ew6 March 17, 2023

Vagina-ed

When you're just chatting, minding your business at the bar, then you get dabbed up in the face and kicked in the vagina.

My girl Stacy got vagina-ed at the Pour House last night. Crazy gf thought Stacy was flirting with her mans. SMH.

by Drake from Crate Barn April 26, 2025

Chung ed

A "Chung ed" is a joint with a big head probably rolled with a l plate

"Yo do u wanna go bun a Chung ed?"
"Yea calm"

by Ashy ashy ash September 12, 2018

Ed’ Weenah

A kind loving person who cares for herself and others, an extremely selfless person who just brings light to places that are dark. She is loved by everyone and appreciates everything she has. She is super sweet while being tough as fuck. She is super sporty and very competitive. Extremely tall, any guy should be lucky to have such a gorgeous goddess like her. She knows her rights and holds her ground while being respectful. Cares for others before she cares for herself. If you’re ever sad she is the person to come to. When she is motivated to do something than she can do anything she can conquer the world if she were to put her mind to it. She is extremely intelligent but doesn’t like when you mimic her. She is very good with kids and is the perfect wife material. If you ever meet and Ed’ Weenah you should consider yourself lucky because she is a one of a kind.

Guy 1: Ooooh she’s fine
Guy 2: I bet I can make her be mine
Guy 3: That’s Ed’ Weenah she’s one of a kind

by Kahlmeier March 8, 2025

Ed

Ed is a sweet caring guy who doesn't really believe he's a good person. He's artistic and likes to draw, and loves to draw his friends. He's funny as FUCK like holy shit, and he will show you he cares by showing you quality memes. He plays video games, and will stop at nothing to get you to play with him, and literally if nothing else works he'll play Roblox with you because he wants to still talk to you. He's sorta bad at flirting and is a little awkward, but is literally the best boyfriend ever and he's hot af, even though he doesn't really like himself. He's probably the best guy you'll ever meet, and you won't be sorry you talked to him.

"Wow omg Ed's such a good person holy shit wtf?!"

by capitalist bourgeoisie June 2, 2018

Dj-ed out

The act of being so cranked out that you lay on your belly on the floor and try to stare under the door jam to see or hear what's going on the other side because you're so paranoid and on meth.

I went to Ben's house, but he was too dj-ed out, so I left.

by thEwaTcher October 27, 2015

Aaron-ed

To diddle an animal, reptile, or amphibian sexually.

That poor dog got aaron-ed by that depraved individual

by Addacus August 6, 2025