mongoose nipples

Big ugly gnarley nipples

She has mongoose nipples

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

Mr Nipples

Mr.Nipples is a tech teacher at bayless junior high with huge man boobs and you can see the nipples from his shirt

Mr Nipples is out shirtless again in bayless should we fire him. Good God man put on a shirt!

by free bleach to drink December 15, 2016

nipple butt

When you have a whole bunch of zits on your butt, so it looks like a nipple butt. The zits are so big they look like nipples.

You have a nipple butt, ya nipple butt.

by Shadow Buzz December 23, 2016

nerd nipples

Nerd nipples are when someone's nipples are as small as nerds candy.

Bitch you got nerd nipples, they're so bite size I can eat them up like nerds candy.

by BrowneyePinkstink December 19, 2015

Vampire nipple

When you go to pop a pimple on your chest and it starts bleeding like a motherfucker.

Dude 1: "dude, this zit on my chest, I fucking popped it and it's bleeding like a motherfucker!"
Dude 2: "Oh dude, you got a fucking vampire nipple!"

by DryHumpingandHeavyPetting22 January 16, 2016

Brisky nipples

When the crest of your sports jersey makes yoir nipples irratated.

Man, I had a grade A dose of brisky nipples during the match

by fergflan February 20, 2017

Dick nipple

A bump on the head of your penis that is considered a nipple, they can grow to be very big.

Charles: dude, I think something's wrong...

Brandon: what is it?

Charles: I am growing something on my dick...

Brandon: ewwww

Charles: should I go to the doctor?

Brandon: yes!

Charles: I think I have a huge dick nipple!

by IAmDillChicken June 22, 2016