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Minecraft Roulette

When two players stand next to each other, and destroy the block that the other is standing on; This continues till one player falls/takes damage from falling, and the player that didn't fall wins.
by TaqaTaqu June 5, 2023
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Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
by Eggego September 9, 2024
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my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft
by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025
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Minecraft

A word used to describe one of the best-selling games in the world. It is available on any platform you could think of, including a Raspberry Pi, one of the smallest "PCs" in the world. There are 2 versions: Java Edition(PC) and Bedrock Edition(Mobile, Console, Handheld console, you name it - they have it). Bedrock is available on lots of platforms, and crossplay between different Bedrock platforms is supported. Java and Bedrock cannot crossplay with each other.
by CDRedstone March 27, 2022
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Minecraft

A funny block game used by funny block people
Hey man i heard you were playing minecraft! Yeah i like this funny block game with funny block people
by toaster_man420 February 3, 2023
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there are no trucks in minecraft

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck
Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end
by cool good epic man July 6, 2025
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Minecraft

"Hey Thomas wanna play Minecraft?" "hell yeah!"
by anonymous May 25, 2022
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