Martination

Martination: noun. the act or process of dancing like a martinet (a strict and rigid dance devoid of any musicality or rhythm, performed according to some internal mechanism; some compulsive urge that is indecipherable to any observer). See for example Elaine Benis dancing in Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 4

He walked on the dancefloor and proceeded to demonstrate a series of violent, awkward Martinations.

by safetygooner July 20, 2022

martin aguilar

Tall dark handsome looking badass motherfucker 👌👍🤙

That dude looks like a Martin Aguilar....

by December 24, 2020

Martin's Chili

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.

He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.

by foreskingobbler July 23, 2021

Harry Martin

A stupid nerd that no one likes, and he doesn't get girls.

Go finger your bum Harry Martin

by BIG MAN WITH BIG HOT DOG November 14, 2022

Martine

A really annoying and bossy girl that thinks she's smarter than everyone else.

Girl: -Uggh this girl in my class is so bossy
Boy: - It's probably Martine, right?

by Alazne<3 November 22, 2021

Martine

A unique,funny and smart girl

Martine is someone special that you will never forget! She gets easily mad but it’s easy to fix! Just tell her a joke or give her a compliment

You will never meet someone like her again so take good care of her

Omg look at that fine babe, must be a Martine

by Blæhh June 07, 2022

Martine

He always posts about among us please help me

Man Martine is so annoying

by Smell-femoedatliam979 September 28, 2021